Seinfeld (or as I like to call him, The Bard) says that 90 to 95% of people are undateable. UNDATEABLE! Because they laugh like Elmer Fudd or eat peas one at a time or wear the same dress every day. I am pretty sure The Bard would not have dated me either:
- I talk to my food while it’s microwaving. I give it advice, such as, “Don’t explode, okay? Don’t explode in there. I’m asking nicely.”
- I am a bit compulsive about checking weather.com. I just checked it now. And then refreshed. Yep, still weather out there. The forecast could change at any moment. So…refresh. Refresh. Hard refresh (just in case).
- I find sans serif fonts unprofessional and judge letters I receive accordingly.
- I once consumed an entire box of Archer Farms Cheddar and Asiago Sourdough Squares in one sitting. It was an accident. But it still happened.
- I open doors with my elbows whenever possible. Unless I am wearing gloves or can somehow manipulate my shirt sleeves to do the dirty work for my elbows.
- It is possible that my aversion to balloons is uncommon.
- I have two kids and am technically already married. I don’t know if that mattered to The Bard or not, but it matters to me.
sillyliss.com 
Throw away your camera! Your drawings are the best! 🙂
I’ve been doing these terrible drawings in Paint with my mouse. I lost the stylus for my wacom tablet. Just ordered a new one from Amazon.
Fascinating! Really. I should get my Wacom tablet out to play! I wasn’t even sure it would work on Windows 7! Hmm. (I need more time in every day!!)
Now that you say that I wonder if it will work with Windows 7. Gah, if it doesn’t, I’m going to be pretty disappointed.
But you just did this picture. What computer did you use? Ah, the old one is still available!
I didn’t use my tablet. My stylus is missing. I had to order a new one. I just used my mouse and Paint.
You have inspired me. I dug out my tablet and will try it out when I get a chance. I have my stylus. 🙂
Down with Helvetica! (Unless it’s on an ad or in a photo caption.)
Except the word Helvetica is a lot more fun to say than Arial. I have to give credit where credit is due.
True; Arial also has the distinct disadvantage of making me think of mermaids, too. So, let me revise: “Down with Arial!”
I am amazed you did that pic with a mouse. It’s great! Did you do the one of the grocery store with a mouse, too?
Yeah, I did the other picture with a mouse, too, but I used Adobe Photoshop instead of Paint (Paint is a pain). You won’t even be able to tell when I switch to the stylus. My drawings will be the exact same amount of talent, which is, obviously, none.
For the record, I much prefer sans serif for everything! It is MUCH easier for me to read. 😛
But is the weather still there now!!!!?!
There is! There surely is!