Most offices have these things you can keep under your desk. They come in all sizes and shapes and are called garbage cans. Or trash receptacles. Or waste paper baskets.
My office has those…things. They are superfluous. Because there is: My Desk.
My desk at work is the dumping ground for anything that anybody wishes to discard at any random moment in time.
The last three things to land on my desk were:
I am taking donations to the Wasteland. If you have any junk that has no use, requires me to run an errand, or is just generally yucky, please leave it in my inbox. No need to leave a note. I’ll know it’s from you.