My dear, dear Cakesy tagged me of sorts, to tell a joke and pass it on. If you want to read some really nutty humor, you should see her original post. She really put some balls in the air with that one. (I have completely spent my testicle humor. Oh wait.)
Here is my favorite joke, which I heard on the radio in Tampa circa 1998:
A beautiful woman with a glass eye is eating alone at a fancy restaurant. She sneezes and her glass eye goes shooting out of its socket. (Ew.)
A man eating at the table near her instantly reaches his hand out and catches the flying marble. (Ew.)
He returns it to her, and they dine together.
She offers to pay for his dinner, then takes him out for a wild night on the town.
Yada yada yada, the next morning, the lucky man and the beautiful woman are still together. He is amazed by his fortune of meeting this incredible lady.
“Are you this nice to every guy you meet?” he wonders aloud to her.
“No,” she says. “Just the ones who catch my eye.”
HA HA HA HA HA. This is the best joke ever, especially to people with mild fears of eyeballs (or major fears of eyeballs, such as myself).
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And here is a recent ALL TRUE conversation between Flathead and myself:
Me to Z: What do you call a day when nothing genuinely BAD happened — no car accident or health problems or job losses or anything dreadful — yet a series of mediocre/frustrating/annoying events kept it from being a good day?
Z: Wednesday?
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Finally, here is Erma’s favorite joke:
E: Sigourney Bear, how you doin’ today?
S: Pffft!

Another favorite joke that requires immediate and hysterical laughter is to simply address someone as, "Hey, there, Mister Pirate Sir."
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Now these three people (and everybody else who wants to) should tell their own joke, either here, or better yet, somewhere else and linked back to here:
Then pass it on to three more people, if you dare.

DO WHAT THE BLUE MAN TELLS YOU TO DO. He tells you to participate in the joke telling. Or maybe I just wanted to show off that I met a blue man. Da ba dee da ba die.
You and your jokes are funny! But, Sigourney Bear takes the prize! Pfffft!
And, I’m here to share a lovely gesture that someone shared with me: you are the recipient of The Versatile Blogger award! Please stop by my blog and look for the “Go ahead, make my day!” post. Congrats and thanks for all the entertainment!
Oh, yes! I have not forgotten about that. I will read up on the award to figure out what I have to do. Thank you so much!
Understand that I shared two awards with you….that means you have twice the work ahead of you! And, if you figure out how to post a link in a comment, could you please let me know? Thanks!
LOL! I did not realize two awards! I will need a trophy case! ♥
Yes you will as I’m sure there will be more to come as you continue to write. Enjoy!
very nice!
And Erma’s favorite joke was also hysterical!
I thought the blue man group was so funny, but I think they’re kinda creepy; I might feel weird about actually meeting one.
I don’t understand this “pingback” business. I wish I wasn’t such a techno idiot.
I think you can turn it off maybe? But on the other hand, it tells you when someone has linked to one of your posts, so I suppose it might be handy? I just wish it didn’t ping back to my own posts when I link within. Seems silly.
Oh, I get it now! thank you.
And so I have been tagged! Come see: Oregana
🙂