How to Have Perfect Hair in 30 Seconds

Sigourney is trying, trying, trying to teach her hapless mother how to have perfect hair. No matter how many times I try to imitate her smooth 19-month-old actions, I just cannot reproduce her perfect 30-second ‘do.

Here’s how she does it:

First you brush it this way.

Then you brush it that way.

And that’s it! You’re done! Less than 30 seconds and you’re perfectly ready for another day of clown school*. “Here, mama.”

If only my hair looked that good. (No joke.)

*She can’t help that her outfits make her look like she goes to baby clown school. Her mother dresses her in these get-ups. She is only responsible for the hair.**

**Hair also makes a yummy snack.***

***Or a fun toy.****

****But only if it’s been recently pulled from someone else’s***** head.

*****Erma.

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15 responses to “How to Have Perfect Hair in 30 Seconds

  1. OMG! She’s so stinkin’ adorable!–she could make any “do” rock!

    • I’ve been reflecting on the scientific phenomenon that all babies are cute. I think it’s a natural selection thing. I think only cute babies were sent down the river when they smacked their older siblings on the head with a piece of wooden train track for the sheer joy of hearing the smacking sound.

  2. Looks perfect to me!

  3. workingmommawithababy

    ADORABLE! My Baby is 13 months now and he tries to comb his hair. Babies combing their own hair is downright melt your heart cute. Until Baby actually sticks himself in the eye with the comb while trying to comb his mostly bald head. I think he could use a tutorial from your daughter! πŸ™‚

  4. Can I nominate this for Cutest Post EVER!? I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. πŸ™‚

  5. Oh, Oh, OH, SO CUTE!!!!

  6. OMG she’s cuter than kitten and she is indeed having a really good hair day, month year! And get a load of those big adorable eyes! πŸ˜€

  7. Kira used to try to brush her own hair, and it would be a solid minute of hearing the cracking sound as she used the wrong side of the brush, roughly, on her head. Whack! Crack! Whack! ‘Alldone, mummy.’

  8. My heart just melted. She’s so darn cute!

  9. Your daughter is so adorable! πŸ˜‰

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  11. It is nice to see this website is finally getting the attention that it totally deserves Keep up the great work.

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