Sigourney is trying, trying, trying to teach her hapless mother how to have perfect hair. No matter how many times I try to imitate her smooth 19-month-old actions, I just cannot reproduce her perfect 30-second ‘do.
Here’s how she does it:
First you brush it this way.
Then you brush it that way.
And that’s it! You’re done! Less than 30 seconds and you’re perfectly ready for another day of clown school*. “Here, mama.”
If only my hair looked that good. (No joke.)
*She can’t help that her outfits make her look like she goes to baby clown school. Her mother dresses her in these get-ups. She is only responsible for the hair.**
**Hair also makes a yummy snack.***
***Or a fun toy.****
****But only if it’s been recently pulled from someone else’s***** head.