There will not be another 240-calorie garlic olive hangover. My doctor told me on Friday that one of the medications I take causes many people to have trouble losing weight.
No skin off my nose (or thighs or stomach). Now I can eat and be happy again and forget about counting calories. (She may have mentioned eating healthy to maintain a long, healthy lifestyle or something. I only caught the gist of it. Ho hum.)
REJOICE! THE SUFFERING HAS ENDED!
Here are three things that I will now enjoy eating, and that you should enjoy eating, too.
Dark Chocolate Dreams peanut butter blended with chocolate. No need to mix your own peanut butter and chocolate, because in the Year 2012, the monkeys do it for you.
Talenti Banana Chocolate Swirl Gelato. Sure, it may cost twice as much as ice cream and last half as long, but did you know there’s real bananas in there? It’s practically a health food.
Last but not least, my favorite bread: Earl of Sandwich Pumpernickel Rye. Why is it my favorite?
Because I like my bread and my sandwich to get along. And this bread truly compliments the sandwich. “You’re looking very nice today, turkey with cheddar. I like how you put that ranch dressing right on top. Oh yeah, baby.”
These are three go-to foods. Plus the garlic olives. Oh yeah, baby.