Three Foods You Can Consume in Bulk

There will not be another 240-calorie garlic olive hangover. My doctor told me on Friday that one of the medications I take causes many people to have trouble losing weight.

No skin off my nose (or thighs or stomach). Now I can eat and be happy again and forget about counting calories. (She may have mentioned eating healthy to maintain a long, healthy lifestyle or something. I only caught the gist of it. Ho hum.)

REJOICE! THE SUFFERING HAS ENDED!

Here are three things that I will now enjoy eating, and that you should enjoy eating, too.

Dark Chocolate Dreams peanut butter blended with chocolate. No need to mix your own peanut butter and chocolate, because in the Year 2012, the monkeys do it for you.

Talenti Banana Chocolate Swirl Gelato. Sure, it may cost twice as much as ice cream and last half as long, but did you know there’s real bananas in there? It’s practically a health food.

Last but not least, my favorite bread:  Earl of Sandwich Pumpernickel Rye. Why is it my favorite?

Because I like my bread and my sandwich to get along. And this bread truly compliments the sandwich. “You’re looking very nice today, turkey with cheddar. I like how you put that ranch dressing right on top. Oh yeah, baby.”

These are three go-to foods. Plus the garlic olives. Oh yeah, baby.

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13 responses to “Three Foods You Can Consume in Bulk

  1. Party on!

  2. Yum!! What a delicious combination! I especially like the look of the gelato and I do love how polite your bread is. I’ll have to look out for all three next time I go grocery shopping.

  3. We looked for the chocolate peanut butter but it’s not here, yet. How nice for you to live in a place that has all the latest and greatest!

  4. I have to try that bread. Mine usually just insults my other sandwich components saying things like “Cheetos are not even a real sandwich ingredient.” It’s so mean.

  5. Chocolate peanut butter?! For real? I’ve been stuck making nutella and peanut butter sandwiches and you’ve found it all bottled up, minus the silly hazelnut!

  6. Heehee! You funny girl 🙂

  7. Congrats on kicking the calorie counting to the curb. That way lies madness. As evidenced by your olive binge. Good for you that you still like them!

  8. The Quiet Magpie

    Ooh, I do love gracious bread!

  9. Peanut Butter & Co. is a fine, fine company, (I really should see if I can get a job there.) but I am more of a White Chocolate Wonderful kinda person.

    Anyway, enjoy your new culinary freedom!

  10. Oooh. I’d never calorie count. I think it would multiply my depression x20. At least 20. Maybe more.

  11. Do you ever spread the Dark Chocolate Dreams on to the Pumpernickel Rye? (If that’s a ridiculous suggestion, then please remember I am British, and make allowances for me accordingly).

  12. Grr, the age old compliment problem! Personally I compliment nutella. And, it complements me!

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