T-Shirts for America!

In honor of American’s 236th birthday, I present to you something more American than apple pie: my t-shirt collection.

The essence of America is punk rock, Jazzercise, and men who aren’t afraid to wear sequins. Also, this is the end-all and be-all of my t-shirt collection. What is it about t-shirts? I never wear them. Ever.

If that’s not America enough for you, how about these girls?

Red-white-and-blue popsicles. You know you’re not in France, Australia, or Norway when you see these three colors together. Am I right or am I right?

Happy birthday, America! You are still just a toddler of a nation, having your temper tantrums when you don’t get your way, always wanting the opposite of what is good for you, and never ever ever ever ever letting anybody get enough sleep at night.

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4 responses to “T-Shirts for America!

  1. Terrific, as always!! Happy 4th of July to you all.

  2. Don’t forget the Netherlands and Russia too 😛

    Happy 4th to you guys!

  3. Yay, Jazzercise!

    I, too, never wore t-shirts. They made me look like a box. Then I learned something new. Guess what I discovered about t-shirts? They make a womens cut version that actually fits us and looks decent! Ha. Whoda thunk?

    Happy Fourth!

  4. “You are still just a toddler of a nation, having your temper tantrums when you don’t get your way, always wanting the opposite of what is good for you, and never ever ever ever ever letting anybody get enough sleep at night.”

    Never thought of it that way, but so true! Happy belated fourth to you, and your girls look so cute and patriotic with the Popsicles!

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