The ducklings needed a project while I folded laundry, so I tossed them some stuffed animals and their play medical kit. After a few minutes, I asked them how their doctoring was going.
M: How’s your puppy doing, Erma?
E: Good. He’s almost all better from crashing his roller skates.
M: How’s your monkey doing, Sigourney?
S: He’s DEAD.
Jumped on the bed one too many times. Saw a doctor who said, “put some aloe on it.” Came back to life a few minutes later.