Setting: A chilly, overcast fall day, driving through Fargo-Moorhead, me and Dumples. Dumples wants to play I Spy, but I tell her that I can’t play because I am driving.
“That’s okay. I can play by myself.
I SPY WITH MY WITTLE EYE…something…white.
Is it the car?
Uh, that was too easy.
I’m bored with this game.”